Create a Hilarious Autobiography in Minutes

Many details will be spot-on, just beautifully exaggerated. Although you'll probably find innaccuracies, tall truths and dubious 'facts'. It's all part of the fun, and even the made-up bits will have them laughing out loud.

70 pages. Which, for context, puts us in the same neighbourhood as books written by Kafka and Capote. (We're nothing if not humble...) Answer just a few questions, and you'll have a joyful, personalized book that'll keep them giggling from cover to cover.

Perfect. These lighthearted memoirs are at their funniest when they're turning dull, everyday mishaps into heroic epics. A missed bus becomes a noble tragedy. A broken sandal becomes a three-chapter odyssey. No stakes necessary – we'll create them!

If you're a professional roaster with a few weeks to spare, you can probably write your own heartfelt, personalised book full of side-splitting stories. Luckily for the rest of us, our AI ghostwriters are on the case. They'll take every detail you provide, add a dash of creative license, and write someone you love a unique roast that's laugh-out-loud funny.

You can create their memoir with just a few facts, but to create the funniest, most personalised book possible, it'll help if you know the giftee fairly well. If you can tell us about their interests and hobbies, their passions, personality and foibles, we'll create a unique, laugh-out-loud memoir that they'll cherish.